Monday, March 28, 2016

frederic malle - lys mediterranee

I tried it for the hype.  It disappoints.

This opens with a lovely real lily smell, which is amazing because I love lilies but am deathly allergic to them.  Unfortunately, it quickly becomes a cheap beach scented candle or seashore glade plug in or ocean bathroom air freshener that would be at home covering up the smell of a massive poo.  This stuff must smell way better on other people to be sold for such an expensive price.  I had to go wash it off in the bathroom sink.  I can't remember the last time I had to do that.

It's a Casio on a plastic beach.  It's a styrofoam deepsea landfill.

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